You might’ve seen the lists “5 ways kids are like little drunk people” or “12 Ways Your Toddler is Like a Frat Kid”, but have you ever thought about what it’s like to be the Designated Driver for these little drunk frat toddlers? Here’s a handy run down:
Withdrawals Are A Witch
It’s awful. I wake up with a headache. My entire body hurts. My stomach is threatening to turn on me. I gently push myself to a sitting position and rest a moment. Will I be able to stand? I attempt it. My body feels weak, and as I slowly shuffle to the bathroom, I can feel my joints protesting. I barely make it to the toilet.
I spend the next day feeling like crap, between hot flashes and cold flashes, guzzling water trying to fight what I fear might be the beginning of the flu. Or maybe it was the fish I had at Olive Garden on Friday? Do I have food poisoning? Oh God, what is wrong with me? I just hurt everywhere…. It must be the flu.
Katie Foley is the Editor-in-Chief at Many Kind Regards and the Creator of Highly Offensive Mom. An independent author, her work has appeared in multiple publications, both in print and online, and she has published two novels. Married to a US Marine, she is a mom to three kids, an author, a volunteer, and the 2014 & 2015 Independent and Reserve Installation Marine Corps Spouse of the Year. Additionally, she is the lead for the Bryan College Station chapter of In Gear Career. In her spare time she likes to breathe and draw up plans for the invasion of small countries. You can stalk her on Facebook and Twitter.